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President Romney: Happy New Year!

@@5Playa del Secreto, MEXICO (TA News) — President Romney, clearly upset about the news about the bombings in Volgagrad, held a news conference from his vacation at Playa del Secreto.   The President denied rumors that Ann was planning to boycott the Winter Olympics, reprimanding an aggressive reporter from MSNBC who apparently did not know there never are equestrian events at the Winter Olympics.

In a better mood, the President wished all Americans a very happy new year.   “I am especially proud of those of you who are sacrificing your unemployment benefits so we can continue to create jobs by lowering taxes on job providers. You show the kind of selfless Americanism Brigham Young did on his great trek.  Like my ancestor and his followers, you will suffer hardships but your faith means you will win. “


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