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NEW YEAR’S HUMOR: STUPID QUESTIONS LAWYERS ASK

Duck Law     Lawyer: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check  for a pulse?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: Did you check for blood pressure?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: Did you check for breathing?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive  when you began the          autopsy?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Lawyer: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
Witness: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law       somewhere.

confession:  I am a treated autopsy doc, haven’t done one in years!

thanks to Bailyes site


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