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PRESIDENT ROMNEY: Christmas Vacation Amidst a Family Feud

Romneys in MexicoPlaya del Secreto, MEXICO (TA News) — President Romney has begun his annual winter vacation in Mexico.

The President (whose father was born in our southern neighbor), first lady Ann Romney and what Press Secretary Tagg Romney calls  “The HORDE OF Romney family”  landed in Playa del Secreto, shortly before midnight local time.  Tagg confirmed that Ann’s horses had been sent ahead, at family expense, since it seemd inappropriate to have horses n Air Force One.

After working through last year’s  gridlock in Congress until the day after Christmas, this  year the Romneys are hoping their vacation will go uninterrupted.  Mr., Romney has no public events scheduled while he’s in Mexico . On previous trips to Playa del Secreto , he’s enjoyed regular rounds of horse riding, horse riding on 50 miles of communal private beech,  visits to restaurants, and family trips to share a local ceviche that Ann Romney declares is a cure for her multiple sclerosis and “all else that ails me!”

The Romney house, purchased shortly before his election last year  in 2012, includes 50 meters of ocean front property that the Secret Service has purchased for its agents and where as a small hotel has ben built to house reporters.

The White House also released a list of Presidential Greetings, including one sent to the widow of Jang Song-Thaek,  the recently executed uncle of North Korea’s dictator, now called “the Great Fear Leader” in parody of his official title  “The Great Dear Leader.”  The press release, announced by Press Secretary Tagg Romney, goes on to say:

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“In this season where the birth of our Lord Jesus brought peace for all, it is terribly sad to announce that we have learned that  the North Korean state has rounded up family members of the late General Jang and sent them  to political prison camps.  The North Korean Official News Agency has bizarrely charged all these people, including a 95 year old widow and grand children, of crimes against the state including conspiracy, theft of state property and demeaning the memory of the founder of North Korea, Kim Il Sung.  We, the administration and the President reach out to the family. ”

The Daily North Korean. a newspaper  run by defectors from the regime, confirmed Mr. Romney’s report:

“At around 10pm on the night of [December] 13, the day after Jang was   executed, armed men from the Ministry of State Security arrived in the Pyongchon area of Pyongyang, where a lot of his relatives lived,” a  source in the North Korean capital told the Daily NK newspaper.

“They took away a few hundred people,” the source told the   newspaper.  The Great Fear Leader,  is trying to eradicate his uncle and former mentor from   the nation’s history.”

 

 


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