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President Romney: Appoints Gordon Gee as the new Secretary of Commerce.

Gordon Gee, once named Time Magazine’s best university president, has been nominated to be Secretary of Commerce.  Mr. Romney, remarking on President Gee’s frequent odd use of the English language, sad “I welcome another fellow with a silver foot in his mouth!”

Gee has led top job at West Virginia, Colorado, Brown and Vanderbilt. Mr. Gee made over 2 million a year in total pay,, but has reassured the resident that the sacrifice in pay is well worth the chance to serve his country.

Gee is best known as a prolific fundraiser and intends to continue in this role by soliciting donors wiling to commit funds to currently tax payer funded institutions.  One rumor is that Phil Knight, CEO of NIKE, may be interested in funding a military academy in return for naming rights.

 


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