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SUNDAY REVELATIONS: from God

 (As Revealed on HorsesAss)

As the only Eternal, I can look into the Wiki at any time in the future. I offer here to share the time course of revelation from three decades hence after future President Romney’s sad loss to President Obama in 2012.

from Wiki (1 AM, January 20, 2050)

After his loss in 2012, then Governor Romney became an apostle of the Church of Latter Day Saints. We are told by Glen Beck’s canonical book “Modern Revelations,” that Apostle Mitt was given messages from the angle Gabriel. These revelations included the famous “Corrections to the Quran” wherein God tells all Muslims that the Apostle Willard is a modern day source of revelation to the Ummah .. the community of Muslims.These revelations ended the conflicts between Sunni and Shia after the Ayatollah Lotfollah Safi Golpaygani accepted the role of Apostle and King Harun Ali of Saud agreed that Muslims and Mormons could jointly participate n9n the Jaf.

Following his defeat of President Hillary Clinton, the Prophet Willard took office in a world wide wave of enthusiasm for joining of them Mormon Church and the Muslim Ummah in one community.

The critical dates are related in the list of holy writings of the Reformed Church of Latter Day Profits:

June 8, 632 Death of the Prophet Muhamud, completion of the Quran

May 20, 325 Oening of the couincil of Nicea according to notes by Eusebius of Caesarea

July 4,795 CE Completion of Hadith by
Muwatta of Malik bin Anas

July 4, 1776 acceptance of the Declaration of Independence, written nby Thomas Jefferson with inspiration by the Angel Strabismus.

April 6, 1830 – When the church was organized, the Bible and Book of Mormon were unanimously accepted as scripture.[citation needed]
August 17, 1835 – Select revelations from Joseph Smith were unanimously accepted as scripture.[5] These were later printed in the Doctrine and Covenants.
October 10, 1880 – The Pearl of Great Price was unanimously accepted as scripture.[6] Also at that time, other revelations in the Doctrine and Covenants which had not been accepted as scripture because they were received after 1835 were unanimously accepted as scripture.[7]
October 6, 1890 – Official Declaration—1 was accepted unanimously as scripture.[8] It later began to be published in the Doctrine and Covenants.
April 3, 1976 – Two visions (one received by Joseph Smith and the other by Joseph F. Smith) were accepted as scripture and added to the Pearl of Great Price. (The two visions were later moved to the Doctrine and Covenants as sections 137 and 138.)[9]
September 30, 1978 – Official Declaration—2 was accepted unanimously as scripture.[10] It immediately was added to the Doctrine and Covenants.
November 9, 2014 – Apostle Romney receives visions from the angel Gabriel.
April 1, 2015 Ayatollah Lotfollah Safi Golpaygani issues Fatwa accepting Apostle Romey’s account as authentic and declares him the mahdi (مهدي).
January 20, 2020 – President Romney gives his first inaugural speech (as President of the USA).
July 4, 2020- President Romney gives his first inaugural speech (as President of the Church).
July, 4, 2032- President (USA) Ryan dedicates The Great American Chapel as part of the Joseph Smithsonian and orders the transfer of all holy documents to the new building.
July 4, 2045 President (LDS) Ryan orders that the visions of the Prophet Willard M Romney shall be incorporated into a new book to be called, “The Canon of Nevii”


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