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Sunday Revelations: Stephen Hawking is Human!

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Stephen Hawking frequents California sex club for lap dances. From TopNews of India.

Washington, Feb 25 : Acclaimed physicist Stephen Hawking, who is confined to a wheelchair by Lou Gehrig’s disease and uses a computer to speak, has been spotted several times getting lap dances at a California sex club.

According to a source who has been a member of Freedom Acres swingers club for nearly half a decade, Hawking, 70, shows up to Devore with a bevy of nurses and assistants and has naked woman grind on him.

“I have seen Stephen Hawking at the club more than a handful of times,” the source told Radar Online.

 

Who cares …

 

When this was reported on the liberal website, HorsesAss, the regulars lurched to Dr. Hawking’s defense.  Seems to me that the phenomenon of Sainthood is still with us, even amongst those who profess to believe only in the realities of science.

A scientist, Jew, and devout atheist, I applaud deification!  Here is a list of some of my own saints.  I recommend that you to pray to them snce, if there were a Gof, these would be amongst His closest advisers:

St. Moses, St. Eleanor R, St. Gandhi, St. John XXIII,  St. Marx, St. Jefferson, St. MLK, St. Maimonides, St. Spinoza, … oh and St. my father, my mother, my wife and my kids!

I am beginning to think Michelle and Barack deserve that appelation!

 

 


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