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Sunday Revelations: Happy New Years’ Day

The Feast of the Circumcision of Christ is a Christian celebration of the circumcision of Jesus in accordance with Jewish tradition, eight days (according to the Semitic and southern European calculation of intervals of days)[1

2I, Paul, promise you that Christ won’t do you any good if you get circumcised.

thread from HorsesAss, 12/18/2011

Galatians 5:12
I wish that everyone who is upsetting you would not only get circumcised, but would cut off much more!

2. McCowan spews:

I thought that you were just making up stuff until I linked. That is truly weird.

3. Zotz sez: Your foreskin defines you! spews:

@2: The bible is full of shit like this. It’s why anyone who has actually read the bible is an atheist.

4. sj spews:

I Understand!  Jan 1st is not only my birthday, it is the Feast of the Holy Circumcision. I recommend calamari in olive oil and garlic as an appropriate symbol of the holiday.

6. Deathfrogg spews:

Best Calimari in town is at Yanni’s on Greenwood.

7. sj spews:
I, Paul, promise you that Christ won’t do you any good if you get circumcised.

8. God spews:

Why is this funny?

I never said anything about celebrating Jesus’s circumcision.

This guy Paul went around amongst you , himself circumcised, saying Jesus crucifixion made amputation of foreskins unnecessary!  Seems like he had an issue there?

One divine thought, if Christians all believe I made you in My image and if My son is Me, shouldn’t all Christian men strive to look like Me?

But, happily, I am what I am.

 

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Posted 01 Jan 2012 by theaveeditor in Misc.

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