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Archive for April 1st, 2011
April 1st, 2011 - 10:42 am § in Uncategorized
A law against farts.
Malawi has passed a law against farts. Reactions are mixed ……………. One Malawian told the website Africanews.com: ‘My goodness. What happens in a public place where a group is gathered. Do they lock up half a minibus? ‘And how about at meetings where it is dif[...]
April 1st, 2011 - 10:13 am § in Misc.
Harvard Yale Game to be Played in Beijing
Singapore News Service (April 1, 2023) For the first time in 120 years, the Harvard Yale game will be played in Beijing. Chancellors of the two multinational universities, Harvard:Beijing and Yale:Singapore, made the joint announcement today at the same time as President Liung, Harvard:Beijing pro[...]
April 1st, 2011 - 9:31 am § in Uncategorized
More Outsourcing US Higher Ed
Bryn Mawr Leads Intergalactic Age With Bithnian Partnership see related posts Bryn Mawr President Jane McAuliffe with BUST Chancellor Figrin Dahai Bryn Mawr College will be partnering with the Bithnian University of Science and Technology in the first intergalactic partnership between a liberal-arts[...]
URGENT: McDermott Needs You!
Ed. Got this in my email two days ago! Sounds URGENT! Dear Friend, As I return to DC this week, I am constantly reminded of how much is still at stake for our country. So many in our nation are struggling to keep themselves and their families afloat, and yet the conservative Republicans in Congre[...]
BREAKING NEWS: FORMER ALL-AMERICAN HUSKY FOOTBALL LINEMAN NAMED UW PRESIDENT
from Steve Hauschka Text messages received from one of THE-Ave’s UW Regent informants have identified a former All-American Husky football lineman as the new UW President. In a brief interview with THE-Ave, the star athlete and President Designate has requested anonymity until his lawyers obtain[...]
Walker Backs Down, Says It’s All a Mistake
MADISON, March 31 (AP) -- Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker announced at a press conference that he is unilaterally withdrawing the controversial budget legislation that has spawned a labor uprising in his Capitol. Governor Scott Walker caves to unions A contrite Gov. Scott Walker announces he[...]
April 1st, 2011 - 7:35 am § in America
HUMOR: Jesuit Conspiracies
Was the Mormon Church founded by the Jesuits to destroy the heretics? Are Huntsman and Romney tools of the anti-christ? Exactly what organization do the Mario Brothers belong too? Is the Japanese Disaster a Jesuit plot? Who invented Mormon underwear?[...]
April 1st, 2011 - 12:32 am § in Uncategorized
Economy Improving, Price of Turner Oil is Up!
Turner oil breaks artist record A Turner masterpiece of a view over Rome sells for £29.7m at Sotheby’s in London, breaking the artist’s record at auction.[...]